Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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