Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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