i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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