finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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