You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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