so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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