u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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