Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He called his prostate his "boner button".
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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