Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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