I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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