Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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