kristin has been a bad kristin
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My dick has a subreddit
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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