But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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