just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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