i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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