God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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