she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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