in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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