Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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