If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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