Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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