is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
