god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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