Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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