Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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