I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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