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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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