"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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