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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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