Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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