you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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