I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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