Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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