# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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