Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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