Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I love you.
Bad choice
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