I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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