And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm really busy with my period
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