we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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