Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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