apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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