Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
