let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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