I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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