Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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