my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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