You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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