Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
