i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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