we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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