why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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