White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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