he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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