you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
No stitches, just platelets and will power
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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