can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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