You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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