Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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