if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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