can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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